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Parisian Billionaire Enjoys Rooftop Champagne With Hot Wife: But Is He Happy?

Charlie

While enjoying what has been described as the most stunning weather the south of France has ever seen, billionaire playboy Pierre Jean-Michele set down his glass of ’98 Krug Clos d’Ambonnay, and pondered whether he is truly happy. As he took in a deep breath, simultaneously smelling the sweet scent of sea breeze, his hot model wife’s delicate Chanel N°5 Parfum Grand Extrait, and the diamond filtered water pumping through his rooftop Jacuzzi, Pierre momentarily thought, maybe there is more to life. “Was I missing out on something?” Pierre asked reporters. “I mean, I ran a successful Fortune 500 company, sold it for 5 billion, eradicated dracunculiasis from Africa, had three beautiful, successful children, and now I collect art and travel the world. But, with all that, am I really happy?”

Pierre’s thought was suddenly interrupted by the low buzzing sound of what would later be described by witnesses as unmanned drones delivering In-N-Out burgers to Pierre's hot tub.

With no further personal inflection needed, Pierre decided he was in fact, truly happy.